Democrats Agree to Seat Florida and Michigan Delegates In “Obstructed View” Areas of Pepsi Center
WASHINGTON DC - The Democratic Party has agreed on a compromise that will allow Florida and Michigan delegates to occupy obstructed view seats as well “any empty seats left vacant by delegates from other states who fail to…
Bush Admits He Authorized Secret Program To Locate Countries Where He Is Not Hated
Obscure island nations and isolated countries were monitored by government agencies between 2005 and 2007
Hillary Clinton Plans to Land Jet on Aircraft Carrier With “Mission Accomplished” Banner in Background
INDIAN OCEAN - Presidential hopeful Hillary Clinton will land a jet on an aircraft carrier displaying a banner declaring “Mission Accomplished” and make a speech declaring that she has won…
Thaksin Admits He Was “Templed Out” After 4 Temples
BANGKOK - Former Prime Minister Thaksin Shinawatra admits that “once you’ve seen one temple you’ve seen them all” and said he was ready to head for the beach after about…
Entire World Apologizes For Not Understanding Thai Culture
UN declaration states, 'We are sorry for not grasping more clearly the complexities, contradictions, and hypocrisy of your society'
Danny DeVito, aka The Penguin, Arrested in Bangkok
Police take Hollywood actor into custody after discovering him swimming in Oriental Hotel pool
Nation Graphics Team Planning Extra-Special, Annoying Web Page for Visakha Bucha Day
"Buddha would be proud of the way our website is honoring him," claim NMG editors
Expat Reverses Decision To Move Back To Britain After Spotting Hotties In Suvarnabhumi Arrivals Lounge
Before reaching taxi stand, Reading native vows never to return home again
Lèse-majesté Law Expanded To Include Lèse-majesté Accusations
Accusing others of defaming His Majesty now qualifies as defaming His Majesty by implicit suggestion that His Majesty is de-famable
