TAT Unveils New Slogan: “Thailand – Fuck the Poor”

Government agency to shift focus from traditional culture and beaches to how country's never-ending screwing of the poor creates abundant supply of prostitutes for tourists to enjoy

Thammasat Student Hopes Thaksin’s Return Reunites Him With Thaksin-Hating Ex

Lonely 21-year-old desperately hoping that new street protests will reignite passionate 2006 romance

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Ministry of Gay Culture Warns Gay Teens To Preserve Anal Virginity

Conservative moral campaign to be licensed and exported to Indonesia, Malaysia, other SEA nations

Protest By Group No One Has Ever Heard Of To Receive Front Page Headline Tomorrow

The group's size could double by tomorrow or shrink dramatically, experts say

Supporters ‘Inspired’ by Obama Fart

Pundits laud unscripted behavior, "He's the real deal."

FOX News Runs First Non-Pedophilia Story About Thailand

Officials hope tourism will be boosted as focus shifts from child rape to failed democracy

Samak Receives Invisible Hand Job

Election Commission to engage long-lasting, deep, penetrating probe of issue

Political Analysts Warn Of Metaphorical Crisis

Experts warn public to be wary of similes, analogies, personification, idioms

Bush Downplays Slavery, Merkel Denies Holocaust

Historical atrocities "Not so bad in rearview mirror", say analysts

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