English Football Fans Kick Off 2008-09 Whinging Season
Uninformed, demanding Brit expatriates vow to make campaign “most complaining-est ever”
Returning Thai Olympians Humbly Present Medals to Pepsi
Heroes granted audience with Board of Directors; dedicate their victories to “refreshment for the Thai people”
Fufu the Poodle Insists No Plans To Launch Coup
Crown Prince’s high-ranking pet dog seen as key player in top-level military decisions, sympathetic to PAD
Chalerm Bookmarks 29 Websites
Interior Minister has change of heart after enjoying alternative news, blogs, and forums for hours on end
Beijing Arrests Fat Chinese Children Ahead of Olympics
BEIJING - As part of its urban beautification program ahead of the upcoming Olympic Games, the Chinese government has rounded up all the fat children in the city and deported…
Bush Plans Majors Procurement of Cheap DVDS
WASHINGTON DC — Ahead of this week’s visit to Thailand, US President George W Bush has called on the Thai government to “free up the market of cheap DVDs in Patpong…
McCain Promises Reagan-like Era of Dementia, Debt
MISSOURI, USA — In a concerted appeal to the right wing of his party, US presidential candidate John McCain invoked the name of Ronald Reagan in his latest stump speech.…
King Wants All Future Cabinet Ministers To Take Oath Via Teleconference From Hua Hin
Ministers unanimously renew catering contract for all future cabinet meetings for an additional five years at taxpayer expense
PAD Demands 70 Percent of Referendum Votes Appointed By Bureaucracy
People who know better deserve more influence, says Sondhi
Samak Says Situation ‘Under Control’, ‘Only One Die’
Samak said he would rush the official version into the history books
