Chinese Gov’t Arrests Babies for “Defeatist” Melamine Intolerance
BEIJING - In the wake of the tainted-milk scandal which has killed five babies and sickened over 20,000, the Chinese government has stepped up its response, arresting over a dozen…
Obama Buys Lehmann Brothers With Leftover Campaign Funds
CLEVELAND, OHIO - With the US presidential election in less than a month, Senator Barack Obama has presented his own variation of the Wall Street bailout package by buying troubled…
Samak Just Yelling at People On Street Now
Offers of Samak being relocated upcountry to an ex-prime minister nature reserve are being explored
Apirak Promises Promises, Fulfills Promise
Apirak promises to make more promises than any other Bangkok governor
Chuwit Promises to Govern Bangkok Entirely Via Billboards
Rebel candidate for governor claims up to 330M baht savings possible by replacing office with outdoor media
17% of Thai Men Have Been A Cabinet Member At Some Point
Interviews with a random sample of people along Sukhumvit confirm study results
PAD Kids Form Splinter Group, Turn Against Parents
Four-year-old leader, Tor Watanasuk, demands parents "stop playing games with the country and go to bed!"
Princess Shows Talent By Reviewing Own Movie
Royal star and co-screenwriter of 'Where The Miracle Happens', generously assists newspapers with pre-written rave reviews
Desperate Tourism Authority Revokes Exit Visas
All foreign visitors now required to stay indefinitely, purchase at least one wooden elephant
Muslims Hastily Spliced Into King’s Anthem Film
Narathiwat, Pattani, Yala, and Satun provinces announce boycott
