Pakistan Now Says Bhutto Died Of Natural Causes

Death preceded assassination attempt

Junta Ends Not With A Bang But A Whimper

CNS spokesman Colonel Sunsern Kaewkumnerd asks: 'If you aren't in over your head, how do you know how tall you are?'

Stewardesses Shocked That Soap Opera Got Minor Details Wrong

Litigation possible, experts say

Makarin Announces He Is Leaving Politics For Good

Politician self-aborts nascent political career

UPDATE: No Alien Invasion, Biological Attack

Inaccuracies corrected

VERY URGENT: Tom Cruise Leads Alien Invasion At MBK

Unconfirmed, wildly improbably reports, probably true

Proclamation: Thaksin To Be Tarred and Feathered Upon Return

Shall the Dishonourable Thaksin return to The Kingdom, hot tar shall be Smeared and a bed of Feathers preparedeth

URGENT: Reader Claims Thousands Die From Biological Attack

Veracity of claims less unimportant than opportunity for sensationalism

2008 Economic Forecasts Break Record For Caveats

Another US invasion, a crackdown on coyotes, or a bitch-fight between prominent figures all make economic predictions totally useless

Several Security Guards Spotted ‘Helping People’

BANGKOK – Rare sightings of security guards “actually helping people” have occurred in Bangkok several times over the past few months, stunning local observers who say the guards may have…