Hillary Clinton Plans to Land Jet on Aircraft Carrier With “Mission Accomplished” Banner in Background

INDIAN OCEAN - Presidential hopeful Hillary Clinton will land a jet on an aircraft carrier displaying a banner declaring “Mission Accomplished” and make a speech declaring that she has won…

Thaksin Admits He Was “Templed Out” After 4 Temples

BANGKOK - Former Prime Minister Thaksin Shinawatra admits that “once you’ve seen one temple you’ve seen them all” and said he was ready to head for the beach after about…

Entire World Apologizes For Not Understanding Thai Culture

UN declaration states, 'We are sorry for not grasping more clearly the complexities, contradictions, and hypocrisy of your society'

Danny DeVito, aka The Penguin, Arrested in Bangkok

Police take Hollywood actor into custody after discovering him swimming in Oriental Hotel pool

Nation Graphics Team Planning Extra-Special, Annoying Web Page for Visakha Bucha Day

"Buddha would be proud of the way our website is honoring him," claim NMG editors

Expat Reverses Decision To Move Back To Britain After Spotting Hotties In Suvarnabhumi Arrivals Lounge

Before reaching taxi stand, Reading native vows never to return home again

Bush Solves Middle East Crisis

Puzzle to be prominently displayed in future presidential library

Lèse-majesté Law Expanded To Include Lèse-majesté Accusations

Accusing others of defaming His Majesty now qualifies as defaming His Majesty by implicit suggestion that His Majesty is de-famable

Thailand Abolishes Nepal-Abolishing Monarchy

Legislation mandates pretending that self-determined conversion from monarchy to republic didn't really happen

“Official Pick-Up Truck” Isuzu to Sponsor New Constitution

Isuzu beat out competitive offers from Toyota, Honda. "Could see further government documents seek corporate sponsorship", experts agree.