Why, It Just So Happens I Own A Gem Shop

Introducing Our New Guest Columnist, Mr A

Ministry of Gay Culture Warns Gay Teens To Preserve Anal Virginity

Conservative moral campaign to be licensed and exported to Indonesia, Malaysia, other SEA nations

Protest By Group No One Has Ever Heard Of To Receive Front Page Headline Tomorrow

The group's size could double by tomorrow or shrink dramatically, experts say

Supporters ‘Inspired’ by Obama Fart

Pundits laud unscripted behavior, "He's the real deal."

FOX News Runs First Non-Pedophilia Story About Thailand

Officials hope tourism will be boosted as focus shifts from child rape to failed democracy

Samak Receives Invisible Hand Job

Election Commission to engage long-lasting, deep, penetrating probe of issue

Political Analysts Warn Of Metaphorical Crisis

Experts warn public to be wary of similes, analogies, personification, idioms

Bush Downplays Slavery, Merkel Denies Holocaust

Historical atrocities "Not so bad in rearview mirror", say analysts

Rich Kid Going Too Far With Ski Rack

BANGKOK — Friends and co-workers of Wittaya “Dirk” Poovavorn have reported that the 26-year old recent MBA graduate and son of a shipping magnate has gone too far with his…

NTN Employees On Strike, Demand “Much-Deserved” Break

Employee Demands Include Better Office Hours, Working Fans, And More Sai Mu Thot In The Breakroom