U.S. Fish and Wildlife Grants Don Jr. Special Permit to Hunt Thundercats
WASHINGTON, D.C. — The U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service has officially granted…
Thai Government Secures Emergency Funds to Recover From Flood of Reputation Damage
BANGKOK — In an overnight session of parliament, Prime Minister Paetongtarn Shinawatra…
Thai Government Surprises No One
BANGKOK — The Thai government’s latest decision, executed in the dead of…
Excess Foreign Tourist Population in Pai To Be “Trimmed Back”
PAI — A multi-agency task force has assembled in this northern Thai…
EPA Secretary Orders Immediate Arrest of Captain Planet
Washington, D.C. — Flanked by supporters like Hoggish Greedly, Looten Plunder, and…
Longtime Manufacturer of Democracies Retires
After designing and crafting democracies for more than 4,000 years, Ekklesion, the…
Thai PM Talks Kidnappings, Pollution, Shrugs at Political Assassination
BANGKOK — Thai Prime Minister Paetongtarn Shinawatra called an emergency press conference…
Long-Time Criminal Networks Lament Enterprising Newcomers
The criminal underworld was left reeling today after legendary human trafficker Noppadon…
HEARING VOICES: Paetongtarn Declares Net Worth At B13.9bn
The National Anti-Corruption Commission (NACC) released a report on the prime minister's…
HEARING VOICES: 143 People Killed In Vehicle Crashes In Lead-up To New Year’s
According to the Justice Ministry, 872 traffic accidents have led to the…