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Thongdaeng Abdicates To FuFu

RATTANAKOSIN — In a shocking event that may forever alter the social…

Stock Market Correction Delights Poorest, Stupidest Expats

BANGKOK – Last week’s near-100-point drop in the Stock Exchange of Thailand’s…

Corporate Centrist Hegemonist Defeats Corporate Centrist Hegemonist

WASHINGTON, DC – Executive power was smoothly transferred once again in the…

Red Bull Heir, Honda Highway Girl, Bus-Stop Mercedes Killer Sentenced To Demolition Derby Death Match

BANGKOK—In what legal scholars and social analysts are declaring a “landmark ruling,”…

Police Prepare For Election Day Expat Sobriety Riots

BANGKOK – Thailand’s police have called up all reserve staff for a…

No Thais Hurt In Latest Supernova

GALAXY UGC3478 – No Thais were reported injured or killed in the…

TAT Demands Foreign Media Stop Exaggerating Story, 36 Not 38 Buildings Torched

BANGKOK – The Tourism Authority of Thailand has called on foreign journalists…

Coup Alert As All TV Stations Showing Panda Channel

BANGKOK – Thailand’s citizens went on full alert Wednesday when all Thai television stations ceased their…

SET Pretends To Be Connected To Economy, Falls

BANGKOK – The Stock Exchange of Thailand, in a move designed to give…

Army Defends Gt200 Scanners As ‘Able To Detect Money’

BANGKOK – Under increasing pressure for their controversial purchase of over 500…