EPA Secretary Orders Immediate Arrest of Captain Planet
Washington, D.C. — Flanked by supporters like Hoggish Greedly, Looten Plunder, and Verminous Skumm, EPA Secretary Lee Zeldin announced an arrest warrant for Captain Planet, citing charges of eco-terrorism, economic…
Thai PM Talks Kidnappings, Pollution, Shrugs at Political Assassination
“Kidnapping Tourists Is Bad, Pollution Is Bad. I Want To Make That Clear,” Said The PM
Long-Time Criminal Networks Lament Enterprising Newcomers
The criminal underworld was left reeling today after legendary human trafficker Noppadon “Slick” Suksawat, 59, lost a lucrative smuggling contract to Wichai “Papercup” Rattanapong, 26, a part-time gig-criminal who undercut…
HEARING VOICES: 143 People Killed In Vehicle Crashes In Lead-up To New Year’s
Not That We Care, But What Do You Think?
HEARING VOICES: Scammers Sentenced To Nearly 50,000 Years Each for Forex-3D Scam
Not That We Care, But What Do You Think?
