Thongdaeng Abdicates To FuFu
RATTANAKOSIN — In a shocking event that may forever alter the social and cultural landscape of the Kingdom of Thailand, His Majesty the King’s royal dog Thongdaeng has abdicated his…
Protesters Threaten To Paralyze Instagram With “Billion Selfie” Assault
BANGKOK – Citing a mandate to shut down key government and social institutions until the Yingluck Shinawatra administration surrenders power, Bangkok’s anti-government protest groups threatened today to occupy photo-based social…
Typhoon Haiyan Decimates Telemarketing, Hotel Cover Band Industries
MANILA – As the world responds with direct aid to the devastated regions of the Philippines affected by Typhoon Haiyan, hundreds of intrusive international telemarketing companies and mediocre, 3-star hotels…
Drunk-On-Victory Suthep Forced Into Taxi By Concerned Friends
DEMOCRACY MONUMENT – Political opposition leader Suthep Thaugsuban’s month-long protest excursion was forcibly ended Tuesday night by his own friends and family, who expressed deep concern that the former Democrat…
Awful Bangkok Wine Bar Names Traced Back To Single Awful Copywriter
X Wine Z Bar in Bangkok BANGKOK – In a shocking revelation that has rocked the F&B advertising and marketing world, the mystery of Bangkok’s ridiculously-monikered wine establishments has been…
Bangkok Women Pay Respects To Supreme Patriarch With Sexy Black Shopping Spree
RAJPRASONG – Last month’s passing of His Holiness the Supreme Patriarch of Thailand, Somdet Phra Nyanasamvara Suvaddhana Mahathera, has been respectfully observed by Bangkok’s women through a glorious shopping spree…
Yingluck Announces Pledged-Rice Ski Mountain
BANGKOK – Attempting to counter accusations of economic mismanagement, the government unveiled today a bold proposal to turn all of its unsold rice stocks into a “world-class tourist attraction and…
After-Hours Nightclub Insufficiently Shitty
ARI – Club Naughty, Bangkok’s latest after-hours nightclub, was an extreme disappointment due to its failure to be completely wretched in every way, reported late-night punter Bran Windhorst.“You call this…
Tourist Family Safely Returned To Thailand After Harrowing Night On Soi 3
NANA – An American family of visiting tourists has been safely brought back to Thai soil after being lost for four hours in the lower Sukhumvit area, police reported yesterday.The…
