HEARING VOICES: Prince William Marrying Kate Middleton?

Not That We Care, But What Do You Think?

Gulliver’s Serves 1,000,000th Asshole

Asshole Bar Also Popular with Dickheads, Douchebags, Twats

Expat’s New Thai Vocabulary Down To 3 Words Per Year

Despite nine years in Thailand, knows less than 200 words

China Reaches 100 Facebook Members

WUHAN – Facebook’s presence in China reached three-digits yesterday, according to a press release from the company.Pei Zhang, an engineering student at Wuhan Technical College became the 100th Chinese citizen…

PAD, NPP Votes To Boycott Any Objective Measure Of Reality

BANGKOK – The People’s Alliance for Democracy and their associated New Politics Party voted Monday to boycott the upcoming parliamentary election and any subsequent measures of reality that use objective…

Small Penis Confirmed By Hummer H3 Purchase

BANGKOK – The long-rumored diminutive size of a high-society man’s penis was finally confirmed last week with the purchase of a Hummer SUV.Abhiraj Tiruvanamthipuram, the 23-year-old second son and member…

Sukhumbhand Proposes Building New ‘SkyBangkok’ On Top Of Old One

New elevated city to be free of vendors, floods, protests, 'undesirables'

Beef and Oyster Sauce Avoids Judgment At Dinner

Obsessive foodies neglect to find fault

Deep South Violence Bumped From Front Page By Sexier Disaster For 327th Straight Week

'Complicated' Topic Fails to Compete with Sexier Stories