Thaksin Arranges Meeting with Boris Johnson
Former Prime Minister Seeks Advice From Former Prime Minister
Frontline Report from the 43rd Day of the Monkey-Dog War
Beed, India – This morning, the sun rose on a city engulfed in the violent haze of interspecies warfare as the Monkey-Dog War entered its 43rd consecutive day. With territory…
Central Embassy Reports Unnoticed Bomb Explosion From August 17
Central Embassy, where a bomb from August 17 neither injured or disturbed anyone RATCHAPRASONG – The Central Pattana Group today reported that a large bomb was detonated inside the Central…
Thais To Honor Wheelchair-Bound King By Paralyzing Bangkok
Just some of the 100,000 Thais ready to render Bangkok “as immobile as our beloved King.” BANGKOK – The 88th birthday of His Majesty the King Bhumibol Adulyadej was celebrated…
NotTheNation Writer Surprised To Learn He Is Actually Some Dead Guy Named Craig
BANGKOK — Staff writers at NotTheNation, whose identities remain undisclosed, were surprised to learn Saturday that at least one of them was actually a recently deceased Australian journalist names Craig…
Possible Targeting Of Chinese Tourists Puts Shitty, 3-Star Hotels On High Alert
Bangkok’s second-tier hotels may be at risk from Chinese-targeted terrorism BANGKOK — The fallout from Monday’s deadly bomb attack on the popular Erawan shrine continued as rumors that Chinese tourists…
FOX News Calls Erawan Bomb “Vicious Anti-Hindu Jihad”
BANGKOK — US-based news network FOX News continues to describe Monday’s Erawan Shrine bomb attack as an anti-Hindu act of Muslim fundamentalist terror, sources reported on Wednesday.On Tuesday’s edition of…
Experts Warn Of Collateral Damage Via Awful Hashtags, Sad Facebook Pages
BANGKOK – Following Monday’s bloody bomb attack in Thailand’s capital city, terrorism and media experts have warned that the fallout of such incidents could be just as damaging if people…