Meteor Destroys Bridge Ahead of Abhisit Motorcade
The party leader prays to "stay alive until election day" after narrowly escaping death for the third time in less than a week
Perfectly Good Shirt Ruined By Jaspal Again
EMPORIUM MALL – Yet another otherwise perfectly wearable shirt was ruined by the addition of unnecessary flourishes, reported two shoppers today at the Jaspal clothing store at the Emporium Mall.According…
Prathom 6 Music Class Charged With Lèse-Majesté
Terrible rendition of His Majesty the King’s “Friday Night Rag” leaves police no choice
Gays Herald First Acrimonious Gay Divorce
In another breakthrough for the gay community, a Californian couple has called it quits and filed lawsuits against one another in court
Web Censorship Now Thailand’s Largest Employer
BANGKOK – In a speech to the American Chamber of Commerce yesterday, Prime Minister Abhisit Vejjajiva proudly announced the creation of over 250,000 new public sector jobs in the first…
Harry Nicolaides Accidentally Trades Roasted Chicken to Viktor Bout for Shipment of AK-47s
BANGKOK REMAND PRISON – Making the best of a bad situation, Australian author Harry Nicolaides has made several profitable trades with the roasted chickens supplied to him by his family during…
Big C To Add Four More Aisles Of Nothing
Belying the current economic downturn, Big C President Yves Bernard Braibant announced that the supermarket chain will expand its stores by adding four more aisles of absolutely nothing.Commenting on the…
Michael Phelps Smashes Record for World’s Longest Bong Hit
"Unlikely to be broken for years," experts predict
THAI Introduces ‘Smooth As Silk’ Fellatio Service
BANGKOK — Hoping to increase passenger numbers despite the global recession, Thai Airways has officially launched a fellatio service for its Royal Silk Class passengers.In a live press conference yesterday,…
Panthip Plaza Named “Most Stressful Mall” For 9th Straight Year
IT center beats out MBK, Siam Center for prestigious award
