HEARING VOICES: Police Arrest Woman and Her Girlfriend for Romance Investment Scam
Not That We Care, But What Do You Think?
Excess Foreign Tourist Population in Pai To Be “Trimmed Back”
Annual Population Control Exercise Within ‘Legal Limits’
EPA Secretary Orders Immediate Arrest of Captain Planet
Washington, D.C. — Flanked by supporters like Hoggish Greedly, Looten Plunder, and Verminous Skumm, EPA Secretary Lee Zeldin announced an arrest warrant for Captain Planet, citing charges of eco-terrorism, economic…
Thai PM Talks Kidnappings, Pollution, Shrugs at Political Assassination
“Kidnapping Tourists Is Bad, Pollution Is Bad. I Want To Make That Clear,” Said The PM
Long-Time Criminal Networks Lament Enterprising Newcomers
The criminal underworld was left reeling today after legendary human trafficker Noppadon “Slick” Suksawat, 59, lost a lucrative smuggling contract to Wichai “Papercup” Rattanapong, 26, a part-time gig-criminal who undercut…
HEARING VOICES: 143 People Killed In Vehicle Crashes In Lead-up To New Year’s
Not That We Care, But What Do You Think?
