Bangkok Businesses Thrilled To Be Targeted By Bangkok Protesters
BANGKOK – As the January 13 shutdown of the capital by the People’s Democratic Reform Committee approaches, Bangkok’s business are happily preparing for the patriotic destruction of their revenue streams by the…
Suthep Demands “3/5 Compromise”
BANGKOK — Anti-government protest leader Suthep Thaugsuban said today that a new key reform demanded by the People’s Democratic Reform Committee prior to elections was a “totally logical and reasonable”…
New King’s Anthem Film Just Two Minutes Of Crying
MAJOR CINEPLEX – The latest short film accompanying the playing of the king’s anthem at Major Cinemas features nothing but people crying, according to multiple reports.The film, whose director and…
Anti-Suthep Surpasses Anti-Thaksin As Laziest Expat Opinion
BANGKOK – After two months of sustained and disruptive anti-government protests, hating protest leader Suthep Thaugsuban has become more popular than hating Thaksin Shinawatra among expatriates in Thailand who don’t…
Thais To Celebrate New “Constitutions Day” Today
BANGKOK — Constitution Day will for the first time be celebrated today under its new name “Constitutions Day”.While the national holiday will still honor December 10, the day King Prajadhipok…
Thongdaeng Abdicates To Foo Foo
RATTANAKOSIN — In a shocking event that may forever alter the social and cultural landscape of the Kingdom of Thailand, His Majesty the King’s royal dog Thongdaeng has abdicated his…
Protesters Threaten To Paralyze Instagram With “Billion Selfie” Assault
BANGKOK – Citing a mandate to shut down key government and social institutions until the Yingluck Shinawatra administration surrenders power, Bangkok’s anti-government protest groups threatened today to occupy photo-based social…
Typhoon Haiyan Decimates Telemarketing, Hotel Cover Band Industries
MANILA – As the world responds with direct aid to the devastated regions of the Philippines affected by Typhoon Haiyan, hundreds of intrusive international telemarketing companies and mediocre, 3-star hotels…
Drunk-On-Victory Suthep Forced Into Taxi By Concerned Friends
DEMOCRACY MONUMENT – Political opposition leader Suthep Thaugsuban’s month-long protest excursion was forcibly ended Tuesday night by his own friends and family, who expressed deep concern that the former Democrat…
