Panic As Nation’s 1,652nd Bombing Injures Non-Southerners
BANGKOK – The citizens of the nation’s capital woke up this morning to a completely changed world as the 1,652nd bomb attack of the last decade caused injury to someone…
Government Budgets ฿350 Billion To Pretend To Care About Floods
BANGKOK – The government has announced a massive new spending program to build a convincing appearance of doing something about flood management, deputy premier Kittiratt Na-Ranong announced yesterday.Budgeted at ฿350…
Beer Garden Industry Demands Bailout After 8-Day Cool Season
BANGKOK – The national beer garden industry appealed directly to the PT-led government for financial assistance after its worst-ever beer garden season came to an abrupt end on January 4.With…
Poll That Offers No Alternatives Indicates 100% Support For Everything
A Suan Dusit Poll released this week showed that once again, Thais unanimously supported many things when offered no alternatives in the polling.The survey of 2,653 people aged 19-55 in…
Hotel Bar Proudly Upgrades From Filipino To Canadian Band
BANGKOK – A downtown hotel announced its arrival on the business-class lodging scene this month with a major enhancement to its entertainment offerings. The Kinnaree Hotel and Spa, which describes…
World Food Program Urges North Koreans To Eat Pictures Of Kim Jong Il
ROME – The head of the World Food Program today urged the citizens of North Korea to eat all their pictures of recently deceased supreme leader Kim Jong Il.“The approximately…
Bangkok’s Small Nightlife Venues Rejoice At Bomb Threats
BANGKOK – The continued rumors and threats of New Years' bombs is finally giving small business owners in the capital something to celebrate.Recent polls on social media and leading newspapers…
