Social Divisions End As Thais Move Forward Together Singing
BANGKOK, PROVINCES – Years of political division came to an end in the united and prosperous Kingdom of Thailand this week as Thais all over Thailand came together to endlessly…
Thais Happy To Be Ruled By A Bunch Of Mother-Huggers
Emotional PR campaign wins hearts and minds with even more mother-hugging nationalism
Army, Police Successfully Neutralize Blank Sheet Of A4 Paper
RAJPRASONG — A large-scale, coordinated military and police effort was credited on Sunday with the successful containment and suppression of a single blank sheet of A4 copy paper.The paper, which…
New Visa Rules Exclude Everyone Except Sex Tourists, Alcoholics, Drug Addicts, Ravers, Illiterate Troglodytes
BANGKOK – Citing the need for maintaining order and unity during the transition to reform, the Council for Maintaining Peace and Order (CMPO) announced strict new visa rules for foreigners…
Junta Insists “Protests” Just Rowdy Mainland Chinese Tourists
BANGKOK – Thailand’s new military government strongly denied the existence of anti-coup protests, suggesting that any civil disturbances being witnessed were just large groups of Chinese tourists. Chinese tourists shout…
Weeks Of Search Reveal No Sign Of Flight MH370 News Coverage
SOUTH INDIAN OCEAN – Despite the concerted efforts of numerous governments and private agencies to locate it, news coverage of missing Malaysian Airlines Flight MH370 appears to have vanished without…
Army Bans 10 “Dangerous Books” From Bookstores
BANGKOK — Citing the need to promote harmony in society, the National Council for Peace and Order (NCPO) has instructed Thailand’s leading bookstores to remove 10 potentially incendiary titles from…
Junta Name Change Earns Instant Global Legitimacy
BANGKOK — Global criticism of the military coup d'état that seized power in Thailand last Thursday came to an immediate halt when the Peace and Order Maintaining Council (POMC) changed…
