Awful Bangkok Wine Bar Names Traced Back To Single Awful Copywriter

X Wine Z Bar in Bangkok BANGKOK – In a shocking revelation that has rocked the F&B advertising and marketing world, the mystery of Bangkok’s ridiculously-monikered wine establishments has been…

Bangkok Women Pay Respects To Supreme Patriarch With Sexy Black Shopping Spree

RAJPRASONG – Last month’s passing of His Holiness the Supreme Patriarch of Thailand, Somdet Phra Nyanasamvara Suvaddhana Mahathera, has been respectfully observed by Bangkok’s women through a glorious shopping spree…

Yingluck Announces Pledged-Rice Ski Mountain

BANGKOK – Attempting to counter accusations of economic mismanagement, the government unveiled today a bold proposal to turn all of its unsold rice stocks into a “world-class tourist attraction and…

After-Hours Nightclub Insufficiently Shitty

ARI – Club Naughty, Bangkok’s latest after-hours nightclub, was an extreme disappointment due to its failure to be completely wretched in every way, reported late-night punter Bran Windhorst.“You call this…

Tourist Family Safely Returned To Thailand After Harrowing Night On Soi 3

NANA – An American family of visiting tourists has been safely brought back to Thai soil after being lost for four hours in the lower Sukhumvit area, police reported yesterday.The…

Noble Unveils 8 Square-Meter Condo

MID-SUKHUMVIT – Noble Development PCL announced today a new generation of advanced, eco-friendly, and trendy lifestyle living with its newest block of impossibly small condominiums.Noble PETRI will be Bangkok’s densest…

Army Chief Warns Against “Conversation”

BANGKOK – Weighing in on the controversy created by a recent Thai PBS television show, Commander-in-Chief of the Royal Thai Army Prayuth Chan-ocha issued a strongly-worded statement today warning against…

Chinese Government Supporting Jeremy Lin This Week

BEIJING – The People’s Republic Of China is officially recognizing the existence of American NBA player Jeremy Lin this week, according to a short article from the state news agency…

Stock Market Correction Delights Poorest, Stupidest Expats

BANGKOK – Last week’s near-100-point drop in the Stock Exchange of Thailand’s SET Index was greeted with great enthusiasm by the city’s many expatriates who possess neither investment income or…