Noble Unveils 8 Square-Meter Condo

MID-SUKHUMVIT – Noble Development PCL announced today a new generation of advanced, eco-friendly, and trendy lifestyle living with its newest block of impossibly small condominiums.Noble PETRI will be Bangkok’s densest…

Army Chief Warns Against “Conversation”

BANGKOK – Weighing in on the controversy created by a recent Thai PBS television show, Commander-in-Chief of the Royal Thai Army Prayuth Chan-ocha issued a strongly-worded statement today warning against…

Chinese Government Supporting Jeremy Lin This Week

BEIJING – The People’s Republic Of China is officially recognizing the existence of American NBA player Jeremy Lin this week, according to a short article from the state news agency…

Stock Market Correction Delights Poorest, Stupidest Expats

BANGKOK – Last week’s near-100-point drop in the Stock Exchange of Thailand’s SET Index was greeted with great enthusiasm by the city’s many expatriates who possess neither investment income or…

Supercar Drivers Demand Better Supercar Parking

THONGLOR – Bangkok’s elite automobile enthusiasts blasted the city’s insufficient supercar facilities, demanding an immediate increase in locations to park and display their immensely expensive cars.“I paid almost ฿30,000,000 for…

‘NotTheNation’ Compared To AIDS, Corruption, Panda Channel

What has stood the test of time in this country is rather odd. Things like military coups refuse to go away, as do corruption, poverty, the Aids epidemic, the Panda…

Yingluck Asks Prada Salesgirl For More Serious-Looking Handbag

RATCHPRASONG — Prime Minister Yingluck Shinawatra made another bold move to shore up her political credibility last week by seeking the most serious-looking handbag available.While shopping at the Prada store…

Andrew Marshall Courageously Moves To Tokyo Before Criticizing Singapore Gov’t

TOKYO – Southeast Asian-based journalist Andrew MacGregor Marshall made yet another groundbreaking move in his notable career as a whistleblower and iconoclast this week, courageously fleeing Singapore just before unleashing…

Southern Insurgents Promise To Make Actual Demands By 2017

KUALA LUMPUR — National Security Council (NSC) secretary-general Paradorn Pattanatabutr claimed a breakthrough today in the Deep South crisis, securing a promise from a major insurgent group to make actual,…